Things I learned from 80’s movies

To get a Ferrari on the reverse shift won’t turn the mileage count back to a previous point.1

sent by Antonio A. Braga.

Don’t mess with a former military man just because he looks like a bum.2

sent by Antonio A. Braga.

When some acknowledgelly badass kid comes to your school, don’t touch him. Specially not in the bathroom.3

If you can turn into a werewolf, try to use your new abilities for something useful and fun, like basketball.4

If you ever travel back in time, try not to bump into your mother and make her fall in love with you before she met your father.5

You can beat up the south american army men who kidnapped your daughter, so go for it.6

Do NOT get out of your hotel bedroom without putting on some snickers, or you’ll get in some really sticky situation when fighting the terrorists who took over the building.7

No one will believe that the manequim is an actual woman, so get it on with her in private places and never mention it to anyone.8

Do I really have to explain about feeding “them” after midnight and the reasons why you shouldn’t water them? I didn’t think so.9

Everytime I meet someone ugly as fuck, I give them a Babe Ruth chocolate bar.10

sent by Dudu Friedrich.

Waxing cars for old chinese people will make you a badass karate fighter.11

sent by Dudu Friedrich.

If you live in a small countryside town and you see dozens of men falling with parachutes on the football field you better run and hide in the mountains for six months, cause they’re definetely Cubans and Russians.12

sent by Diego “Djegovsky” Lopes

Don’t get all excited about meeting your old pal when you both find yourselves locked in a videogame. You still might have to compete with each other to death.12

Always check for smallers life forms before entering a teletransport pod.13

Hot underage girl + stolen cadillac = trouble. Serious Trouble.14

Make sure you have the money to pay for the call girl before you call the girl, or be ready to compensate her pimp with expensive family ornaments.15

You can get a Mercedes into a Caddillac trunk.16

sent by Eduardo Friedrich

check the references below, if you’d like.

1Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
2Rambo
3Three O’ Clock High
4Teenage Werewolf
5Back to the Future
6Commando
7Die Hard
8Mannequim (1987)
9Gremlins
10The Goonies
11Karate Kid
12Tron
13The Fly (1986)
14License to Drive
15Risky Business
16License to Drive

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One thought on “Things I learned from 80’s movies

  1. If you live in a small countryside town and you see dozens of men falling with parachutes on the football field you better run and hide in the mountains for six months, cause they’re definetely Cubans and Russians.
    Movie: Red Dawn.

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