leave phelps alone!

Here’s my attempt on a remake of Chris Crocker’s Leave Britney Alone video. The parody is based on Michael Phelps’ marijuana incident.

How fucking dare anyone out there harasss Michael after all he’s been through?!
He lost his sponsors, he went through a divorce. He has two fucking sisters!

He turned out to be a user, a pothead, and now he had to apologize. All you people care about is… readers and making money off of him.

HE’S A GOD!!! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Phelps is making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him.

He has been performing in championships for years. He won 14 olympic gold medals for a reason, because all you people want is MORE! MOREMORE, MOREMORE!

LEAVE HIM ALONE! You are lucky he’s even swam for you BASTARDS!

The Federation accused him of having disappointed his fans, that he had violated the rules and should be suspended.
Speaking of disappointing fans, what’s worse then prohibiting their hero from doing what he does so great for everyone to see?!

Leave Michael Alone, Please
Leave Michael Phelps Alone! right now! I mean it!

Anyone that has a problem with him, deal with me because he’s got the munchies right now.


Not funny, so I wouldn’t bother filming it. Plus, dying my hair blond wouldn’t be good to my career.


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