1. What is your favorite word?

dabliuteéfe

2. What is your least favorite word?

menine.

3. What turns you on?

Girls with body and brains.

4. What turns you off?

Unnecessary rivaltry.

5. What sound do you love?

Laughter.

6. What sound do you hate?

Indoors yelling.

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Cunt.

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

Distilling.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Anything burocratical.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

I’ll buy a beer if you keep quiet about my existence.

Inspiration was the younger and the oldest of the two sisters; none would be without her, yet, she could have taken longer than everything else to come and meet me. And just like the muses she was the one who would guide my spirit into parting itself and enlarging itself and making new matter – although untouchable matter – from itself.

Concentration would guide my spirit within my body to allow the work of Inspiration to ride its course to become the art she had predicted. And how many times had my own spirit betrayed itself and her sister’s work on it trying to change its path onto other – often less significant – labors! But She’d be there to take me back to let my spirit flow its new creation from itself.

And Creation is the child born from Me and from Her and from Her, the unlikely – yet the only one possible – threesome’s very own offspring.

Any heroic character:

Why do you care so much?

Because someone must care.

Doctor/Fireman/S.V.U. Agent:

Why do you keep doing it?

Because it needs to be done.

Once again, any hero-type:

Why does it have to be you?

If not me, who else?

Duuuuuuuuuuude!

if you really need a hundred,

there is something wrong with you.

001. Once I tried to write down facts on Milla.

Something went wrong.

She started writing facts on me.

002. You may think that an unknown blogger from south of Brazil is completly unknown to her.

Well, if that’s the case, that’s because she wants you to think so.

003. She is controlling your thoughts right now. Don’t pretend she isn’t. Liar.

004. The only time I disagreed with Milla was when she told me she was just an hyper-realistic visual interpretation of my obsession for her and I said “No, you’re real!”. Just to prove her wrong, I threw my cat at her. She cut my cat into tiny pieces and made me watch through the whole thing. Then she said: “See? If I was here, you wouldn’t even notice the cat ‘cos you’d be too busy watching me.”. God, she’s genious!

As my friend Bruno once said, the song “The Final Countdown” is now playing in your head too.

This is my response to this stupidly shitty article writen by one Bryony Gordon who has put too much of her apparently personal issues on Kate Moss’ commentary.

I eat a lot. Everyday. Yummi stuff. Good stuff. Momma’s food, grandma’s food, my very own spicy and moderately-gravy food.

I weigh just the same as Kate (’bout 55 kg). Seriously, you got a lot of stuff from that commentary itself, put all your personal views, which are completely narrow, into it and made a completely fool out of yourself. Seriously, that’s just too much dumb writing for just one post.

I don’t give a damn how smart Kate may or may not be, but you obviously obsess enough about her to actually decide for yourself, probably before watching or reading any interviews from her, how to classify her intellect.

Get help or at least stop trying to disseminate your incoherent prejudice against someone or someone’s personal ideas about their own lives.

As the title suggests, it’s about two guys trying to figure out a way to creat a whole set of explanations for a cliente who had demanded some sort of scripture that would convince their costumers to buy their products – or, in this case, their rules.

C = Creative, as in the employee responsible for new ideas.

C1

How about we use some old mythology as a reference?

C2

Look, just because you’re the geek on the subject, it doesn’t mean it will stick!

C1

I get it, but it has worked well before.

C2

But the same formula that was used thousands of years ago may not have the same effect now.

C1

What if we altered it a little?

C2

Like using a human-built palaces instead of the Mount Olympus?

C1

Or even different gods!

C2

Not so many gods!

C1

Well, that’s clear to me. We can’t expect the final consumer to concentrate in some many different characters. Not in the starting point, at least.

C2

How about one god?

C1

One single god?!

C2

Exactly!

C1

And what’s his purpose? I mean, will he himself be responsible for music, seduction and, well, everything?!

C2

That’s good… Every-thing.

C1

Everything!

C2

All…

C1

Alright, we’re close to a god already. And will he generate the human being from his own leg!

C2

But where did the human originally came from? Dionysius was conceabed in a woman, Zeus simply carried and gave birth to him in his thigh.

C1

You’re right… Then there is this one god and he just makes man.

C2

Out of nothing?

C1

Yeah! Out of nothing.

C2

Shouldn’t this god be humanlike too?

C1

How so?

C2

Well, so that he will want to give creation to another being like him. We made this whole ultrapowered fancy god, then he creates someone who resembles him.

C1

How do you mean?

C2

Well, like he made it for self entertainment or so.

C1

Shouldn’t he also make other human beings, not just one?

C2

No! No! We just need to use this god as a starting point. Then, he will make the first man and the man will take care of the rest!

C1

All by himself? How about reproduction? Will he use his own thigh? Can he make clonic variables, like this one-single-god?

C2

I hadn’t thought of that actually…

C1

Alright, so how ’bout the god comes up again? Just to creat a female human. That would allow them to have children!

C2

Cool, I like that! We can use the one-god as backcome resource from once in a while.

C1

But there’s just one thing…

C2

What is it?

C1

The whole human race starts with just one couple?

C2

But of course! It’s actually perfectly natural, believe me.

C1

Yeah, but, these days, wouldn’t it seem… well… completely weird? Even absurd?

C2

If the client goes for it, the consumer goes for it.

C1

Well, it makes sense. The most absurd the story is…

C2

… the most hard it becomes to refute it!

If this recent amish romance novels trend really catches on, I might as well just go along with it. Now all I need is a plotline on the subject.

Little amish boy witnesses a murder and a big city cop must acompaign him back to his simple life community in order to protect THE WITNESS!

-The Witness…
-What?
-That’s the name of the film. It already exists. With Harrison Ford.
-Oh, yes, I see…

Strange murders lead two paranormal activity investigators into an amish community whose members don’t seem quite happy with their presence there…

-The X-Files…
-I figured…

So, how about this: an adult film producer (Rocco, he’s simply the best!) discovers the perfect girl (Stoya) to act with his great star (Sasha Grey) in his next movie. Problem is… she’s amish! To get the approval from the girl’s family, they will have to use their sensuality amongst members of the community. Little do they know that the sweet innocent Stoya is already having an affair with another member of the Amish, an african-american male (which could be played by me – I don’t think my skin color should be an issue – Lexington Steele). Film title: Raising the Barn!

Since CNN banned this video from its Airport Network, we might as well just check it here.

Don’t confuse wormholes for warm holes, ‘though they’ll both take you places you might not wanna go into.