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Any heroic character:
Why do you care so much?
Because someone must care.
Doctor/Fireman/S.V.U. Agent:
Why do you keep doing it?
Because it needs to be done.
Once again, any hero-type:
Why does it have to be you?
If not me, who else?
As my friend Bruno once said, the song “The Final Countdown” is now playing in your head too.
Don’t confuse wormholes for warm holes, ‘though they’ll both take you places you might not wanna go into.
There’s only two kinds of hookers: the ones that charge and the whores.
I wish Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold had left a message such as this before the shootings. It would be nice to hear a friendly voice telling you to get even with everyone at school.
Ale rhymes with yeyo which rhymes with male which rides female.
Formula for a great movie: (2x = Y), whereas “X” represents the number of girls to be appearing on the film and, Y, the number of cups.
Heath Ledger. He’s as good as dead!
If Life turns its back on you, it’s probably an invitation to sodomy.
