1. What is your favorite word?
dabliuteéfe
2. What is your least favorite word?
menine.
3. What turns you on?
Girls with body and brains.
4. What turns you off?
Unnecessary rivaltry.
5. What sound do you love?
Laughter.
6. What sound do you hate?
Indoors yelling.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Cunt.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Distilling.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything burocratical.
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’ll buy a beer if you keep quiet about my existence.